Monday, July 16, 2012

Pretending to be Pretend Food

Wow. Just... wow. Maybe I could've bridged the gap back in college when my diet consisted of reefer & ramen, but even *that* is a biiiig MAYBE. "Hot dog" flavored "potato" chips...? Seriously?!? WTF!!! (Notice the lack of question marks there...) Do you hate American citizens, Walmart?!? We're starting to make the feeling mutual...

Monday, June 4, 2012

Voicemail Neophyte

After having this phone for a year or more, I finally set up the voicemail - w00t!

(Who uses their phone to _talk_ these days, anyway...?)

Friday, March 2, 2012

5 Things Spammers Ruined While We Weren't Paying Attention

The crap below is a canned message, but dig on this choice quote I cherry-picked from the article:

And then spammers showed up and said, "Hey, is anyone gonna fuck that? Because if not, we're gonna go ahead and lube up."

But they didn't lube up. They just stuck it right in and shamelessly sodomized the entire industry right there in public until, now, every free customization download we find smells like their sweaty, floppy balls.

5 Things Spammers Ruined While We Weren't Paying Attention

It's amazing how much shit people will put up with, as long as you give it to them slowly. Like the way nobody notices gas prices going up, as long as it's done a nickel at a time. But I can't think o...

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Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Hypocrite Much (***hole)?!?

And this dude claims to be some kind of "conservative"? Some kind of "Christian"?? Some kind of "leader"??? From where I'm sitting he just comes across as a self-centered, morally indignant c**ksucker.

Who am I talking about? Oh... I almost forgot:

http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2012/01/13/403911/kansas-gop-house-speaker-prays-that-obamas-children-be-fatherless-and-his-wife-a-widow/