Allow me to introduce you to the new love of my life:
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| Ibanez SR505, how I love you! |
She doesn't have a name, as I don't know her true personality just yet, but I can tell you that she's sleek, supple, and sublimely sexy. She beckons to me, calling me to come stroke her, maybe spank her a little before I get distracted with something else...
...wait, what were we talking about?
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